这是一个月黑风高，乌云盖地的……
额，对不起，前面的妹子挡到镜头了啊！麻烦让一让！
好了好了各位准备我们再来一次！
这是一个阳光明媚，微风和煦的早上，是一个万恶的周末早上——因为要补习。
我叫西奈璃，是眼前的这所高中高二的学生。
在今天早上零点的时候，本人遇到了一只话唠鬼，对我絮絮叨叨了一堆没用的话之后扔给我一张卡片说是防身用。
之后，本人就一直没睡着……
其实这件事并不算是导致我没睡好的真凶，因为在一个小时之后，隔壁邻居开始吵架，声音大的连隔壁小区的声控灯都亮了起来。
我当场拿着菜刀冲出家门砍了他们家的门锁，然后分别扔给他们一人一巴掌并拖走了他们的那个所谓的儿子。
一切行动堪称完美，只是因为一个人生活太久，早上一睁眼看到一个人戳在那里还是有点渗得慌。
顺带一提，那邻居家的儿子其实是本人的老哥，亲生的那一种。
当然这也是后话了，因为现在有一个问题摆在我的面前。
眼前，这位名叫安罗艺的妹子正拿着某张似曾相识的卡片往我脸上蹭，语气中满满的都是得意：“看到没！看到没！我成为守护卫队的成员了！是四哟！四！”
“给我看看。”我一边喝水一边说道。
“小心些。”她将卡片递给我，开始为自己的后半生考虑了……
我默然接过，只见那蓝色的卡片上只有三个字母：j·u·n!
外加一个点……
转身，我毫不客气地开始挠墙，把进来的英语老师吓得直呼120。
“老师——”我惨笑着转头：“jun是什么意思？”
……
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this is a dark, dark clouds over the earth
well, i'm sorry, sister block in front of camera! make a trouble!
good good you prepare us again!
this is a sunny, sunny moing breeze, is a weekend in the moing, because want to cram all evil
my name is glass, sinai is in front of the senior high school students
at the time of zero this moing, i met a talker ghosts, chewing me a bunch of useless words after self-defense with throw me a card
later, i have been awake
in fact it is not cause i didn't sleep good sills, because at an hour later, next door neighbor began to quarrel, voice big even voice-activated lights are lit up in the next village
me on the spot with a kitchen knife out of the door cut their house door lock, and then threw them respectively a slap and dragged their the so-called son
all perfect, just because a person live too long, eyes see a person stamp in the moing there are still a little permeability
by the way, the neighbor's son is my brother, that a real
this is another story, of course, because there is now a problem placed in front of me
at present, the woman named luo yi sister ann was holding a deja vu card into my face, full in the tone are satisfied: "see no see!! i as a member of the protect guard! is that the four! four!"
"show me" i said while drinking water
"be careful" she gave the card to me, for the rest of his life started to reconsider the
but when i was taking, i saw the blue card only three letters: j · u · n!
plus a point
tu around, i start scratching rudely wall, scared in english teacher had to call 120
"teacher," i wan □□ile tued: "jun what do you mean"
